tavrosofnitram:

“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

kittiezandtittiez:

White people…

That’s awesome lol

hedgehogpincushion:

I want the long story.

kingbritish:

i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.

lovability:

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

omfg

hangoverpart3:

One final adventure with criminal mastermind Leslie Chow. The Hangover Part III - in theaters this Thursday! Get tickets now: http://hangoverpart3.com

iamthemeep:

dizzeedreamer:

I don’t understand schools.

If you have a broken leg you don’t have to do PE, but if you have social anxiety you’re forced to do public speaking

tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow

riceboyrey:

arch-assbutt:

agnecaiwolf:

jesus-was-a-hindu:

LOL

I tried to scroll past. I really did.

well I didn’t want to scroll past it

I genuinely couldn’t scroll past this.

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names